smoking a cigarette : ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

ahhh yes the joys of cancer. as addicting and sometimes fun as it may be it is so so fucking horrible. the head spin that happens while someone is trying to make small talk with you and you're seeing red, need to sit down, and trying not to shit your pants all at the same time. plus i guess they're expensive, and they can give you cancer in multiple parts of your body if you really really like them. but they do deliver on an oral fixation that is sometimes needed in times of distress or when you have a general distain for where you currently are (mentally or physically). also they don't get you high, so you can smoke as many as you want and still drive a car, but they still provide an out of body experience of sorts. these darn things really aren't all they're shocked up to be. tobacco is a slow and silent killer and i wish to someday be rid of them entirely.